Marmite is the most wonderful food stuff in the world and should be the staple diet of everyone that even remotely likes it. This may sound strange to a non-marmite eater, but marmite is more of a religion to those who eat it rather than just food!!!!

• Eat it on raw spaghetti, its true, dip raw spaghetti in marmite and then eat, it tastes just like Twiglets.
• Marmite Toasties, Just marmite in between two slices of bread in a sandwich toaster, easy.
• Replace tomato sauce with marmite for every meal.
• Marmite on bread, ideal post pub/club snack.
• Marmite pizza.
• Give her KitBits, only works if you have a cat called Marmite though!!!!!
• Spread inanimate objects with it, only advisable if you have understanding house mates.
• Spread animate objects with it, again only advisable if you have understanding house mates.
• Play top trumps with the nutritional values on the top, unfortunately no one can win as there is only one type of Marmite.
• Spread it on each other, always goes down well on cold winter nights, in a manner of speaking!!!

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